This guy calls himself DJ MOJITO you can find him spinning shitty euro trance on the venice beach board walk next to the head shops & the sweet old mexican ladies selling fedoras.
it’s pretty cool that this dude spins on vinyl, but it’s still pretty shitty that he spins Limp Bizkit remixes…
aggahahahahaha!! i love cats!
this man will sell you shitty E & text you every friday night to see what you’re doing!
You think he’s selecting tracks, but really he’s writting a facebook update:
“SPInnnnnnin aLL NiGHt @CrEsENT…2-4-1 cosmos, keep’n it lock dwn 4tha LADIES”
!!! DATE RAPE !!!
At first glance these dudes seem like they’re going to mash Beyond the Mind’s Eye with ODB. But in realtiy they’ll play a bunch of Cold Play remixes and try to fuck your girlfriend.
the bar to enrty can go no lower… we deserve 2012.
TRANSLATION: I have crabs & my boyfriend has a small dick.
I know how hard it is in America being young & east Indian. You don’t have any cultural identity people initially think your dad owns a quickie-mart and you’re in med school… but seriously these two dudes are really fucking shit up for us.
